Check out what I've been digging the last couple of weeks in music. (\˳˘ ɜ˘)˳ ♬♪♫Read More
Yo whaddup, Dingleberries. Hope ya’ll been keepin’ it both trill and one hunnit. I sure have, let me tell ya! I’ve flossed my teeth every single night since I returned 2.5 months ago (except for one all-nighter). I haven’t drank alcohol for nearly four months (excluding one recent bachelor party). And I quit Reddit forever almost two weeks ago (excepting one very important subreddit).
Well, that’s about all I got. Lata, suckas! t(◕‿◕t)Read More
I wrote the following piece over a great length of time, so it captures my changing perspective. Keep that in mind, as the first half was written in a darker period of my trip.
Seven Days Away
A week away from the end of my trip, but I feel like it ended weeks ago. I’ve been searching for the words to describe the last month without sounding negative. Best to just say exactly what was going on.Read More
I’m only like 11% gay on my gayest of days, but as a fairly androgynous man, many folks question my heterosexuality including my own mother who frequently told me growing up that she’d still love me if I was a homo. There’s obviously nothing wrong with homosexuality, but I prefer to be viewed as I actually am. Nonetheless, it doesn’t really bother me when people ask me if I’m gay. I get it—I have a high nasally voice with some feminine mannerisms. I should be gay (yes, I’m stereotyping). So as I prepped to dive into South America’s conservative machismo dingle, I hesitated packing my pink-flowered cap, as I’d read multiple accounts of anti-homosexuality throughout these cultures. I consulted the omniscient Reddit community and was essentially advised not to be a bitch and just bring it. With my manboyhood now in question, my doubts dissipated. I’m bringing my gay hat.Read More