Daddy's Home

Daddy's Home

Yo whaddup, Dingleberries. Hope ya’ll been keepin’ it both trill and one hunnit. I sure have, let me tell ya! I’ve flossed my teeth every single night since I returned 2.5 months ago (except for one all-nighter). I haven’t drank alcohol for nearly four months (excluding one recent bachelor party). And I quit Reddit forever almost two weeks ago (excepting one very important subreddit).

Well, that’s about all I got. Lata, suckas!  t(◕‿◕t)

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The Great God Giveth & She Taketh Away

The Great God Giveth & She Taketh Away

I wrote the following piece over a great length of time, so it captures my changing perspective. Keep that in mind, as the first half was written in a darker period of my trip.

Seven Days Away

A week away from the end of my trip, but I feel like it ended weeks ago. I’ve been searching for the words to describe the last month without sounding negative. Best to just say exactly what was going on.

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凸(`0´)凸 Buenos Aires 凸(`0´)凸

凸(`0´)凸  Buenos Aires 凸(`0´)凸

I’m only like 11% gay on my gayest of days, but as a fairly androgynous man, many folks question my heterosexuality including my own mother who frequently told me growing up that she’d still love me if I was a homo. There’s obviously nothing wrong with homosexuality, but I prefer to be viewed as I actually am. Nonetheless, it doesn’t really bother me when people ask me if I’m gay. I get it—I have a high nasally voice with some feminine mannerisms. I should be gay (yes, I’m stereotyping). So as I prepped to dive into South America’s conservative machismo dingle, I hesitated packing my pink-flowered cap, as I’d read multiple accounts of anti-homosexuality throughout these cultures. I consulted the omniscient Reddit community and was essentially advised not to be a bitch and just bring it. With my manboyhood now in question, my doubts dissipated. I’m bringing my gay hat.

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